T’was the night before Halloween, the house cold as ice
Every creature complaining including the mice.
It’s too early for snow and heat is expensive
What a pain in the butt now I’m hypertensive
Let me make this abundantly clear
It’s too early Mr. Winter for you to appear
So blow yourself back to the North Pole
So young trick or treater’s that want tootsie rolls
Can constantly ring my loud front door bell
until I finally scream You can all go to —-!