Father and Sons

Look dad
I am sleeping
Rough night
Beer smell in your car?
Look dad I am sleeping
Or was
I know “too young to drink ”
Heard it before dad
Looks like the car door
weas ripped open by a can opener?
Do you think that fire hydrant
is still spraying?
The hydrant Jason hit?
Why was Jason driving?
You want me to drive drunk?
Parking ticket?
Oh yeah, it is illegal to park on the
Police Chief’s lawn.
Who knew?
Ben still snoring in the back seat?
Still?
What get up NOW?
Clean the car NOW?
Get a job, pay for the dent?
Dad, what are you?
Bin Laden?
Don’t be unreasonable dad
Look I am sleeping
What?
Do I really wants to see
UNREASONABLE?
DAD? CALM DOWN!
I AM GETTING UP NOW!