1) It will be revealed that every political and scientific figure who espoused global warming or climate change was being bribed. After all, simple math, common sense or actual observation would have shown that even if anthropogenic climate change were occurring, there was nothing the West could do about it. Only China and India could fix it. If they didn’t want to, it wasn’t getting fixed.
2) Mitt Romney will win the 2012 elections in a landslide. Then he will continue many of Obama’s policies just at Obama continued may of Bush’s policies.
3) An anti-aging formula called Fountain of Youth will be released prematurely. It will make for thousands of very young-looking corpses as it reverses aging too much causes organ failure as some of the bodies cells attempt to regress to an embryonic state.
4) North Korea will use the internet to take over the entire US military apparatus for 11.2233 seconds. During this time they will nuke South Korea into oblivion and reduce their own country to a wasteland due to the radioactive fallout.
China and Russia will go to def con 4 and demand that the US, which clearly cannot be trusted with nukes, give them up. Obama, who always hated the US anyway, will give away half our nukes. ¼ to Russia and ¼ to China. China and Russia will still be fuming and Obama who bows deeply to potted plants and dictators will publicly kiss the behinds of Chinese and Russian leaders and declare to the UN that he submits the United States to its moral superiors, namely the whole darned world.
5) Every ATM in the entire world was simultaneously compromised. Every ATM transaction in the world will deposit money into accounts in North Korea.
Much of the west stops trusting electronic money. The west collapses. Mexico, realizing that America was at best ruled by idiots and at worst ruled by well bribed traitors, invades the US. Obama surrenders.
6) All GPS data will be accidentally scrambled which will lead to the inadvertent deaths of 5,000 people world-wide. Governments worldwide will swear up and down that they will fix this. Then a mass coronal ejection will scramble all GPS data again and 11,111 people will die.
7) The biggest winter freeze in history will be blamed on Global Warming. People all over the world will conclude that even science is a political lie and all those who supported “Climate Change” will be thrown out of politics, government and even scientific endeavors. In the history books Global Warming and Climate Change will be called the biggest hoaxes and frauds in human history.
8) A YouTube video of the last words of a TSA inspector will go viral. Before the terrorist being searched while waiting in line to board an airplane sets off his bomb, the TSA worker giving the enhanced pat down will be clearly heard to say: “Those aren’t deviled eggs. That’s a b…”
9) A group of sophisticated devices will be set off in every city in the state of Arizona. They will be EMP bombs that do not directly harm people but will destroy every piece of electronic machinery in the state. The terrorists will thank President Hussein for personally inviting them in, leaving the door open, and keeping Arizona law enforcement busy while they did their dirty work. Thousands will die of secondary causes due the lack of power.
10) During the summer of 2012 the entire state of Texas will be powered off the heat of summer sun as new dual purpose solar cells will use heat and light to power the state. So much sunlight and heat will be consumed that the average summertime temperature of the state will drop three degrees.
11) Chairman Barack Hussein Obama, aka, Marxist Muslim Barry Soetoro, will declare martial law. Then First Comrade, Obama, will make a presidential finding that disagreeing with the President For Life, President Hussein is a crime punishable by death. Obama will order all republicans picked up for “opinion audits.”
12) Hackers will steal millions of credit cards electronically via the internet and load them all up with billions in bogus charges. Five countries that were hubs for credit card transactions will immediately go bankrupt. Consumers sensing blood in the water will charge $6 trillion before the system can be shut down. No one knows for sure who owes who what. Thousands of businesses go bankrupt. The Great Depression of 2012 ensues.
First the dogs disappear. Then the grass. Then….
13) All paralyzed people will walk due to stem cell research.
14) Iran reveals that it had secretly built an extensive network of underground missile silos right before launching all 111 of the missiles at Israel. Israel says nothing and does even less. 11 minutes later all of the missiles turn around and completely destroy the Persian nation.
15) A left-wing group that says that it supported Obama in 2008, conspires to get a group of Tea Baggers to meet at a site where the Marxists have planted a bomb. They evil commies blow the bomb and blame the blast on a group of rival Tea Baggers.
16) It will be revealed that the entire TSA was bribed by a certain foreign, Marxist billionaire to humiliate as many Americans as possible, take pornographic pictures of citizens and flood porn sites with photos of naked Americans.
17) Scientists will find the secret to fruit fly immortality. Fruit flies will live forever!
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