This is Beyonce’s first time sporting a sweet baby bump. While visions of fancy jewels and designer duds dance through other superstars heads, she’ll be contemplating how not-so-fun and un-fancy pregnancy can be during a holiday season. When baby girl? BeyonceJay enters the world she’ll have an entourage of caregivers no doubt, possibly bigger than the star and her hubby’s combined. That will help, but what about now? The gifts on this baby gift list are exactly what Beyonce needs to make it through her last months of pregnancy as smoothly as possible.
Hot maternity wear
Beyonce is a clothing designer. She could create her own line of fancy pregnancy duds, but pregnancy brain may have destroyed her creativity by now. Gift-givers can take up the slack. They shouldn’t have any difficulty finding designer maternity wear for their sexy, dancing friend; but they should be warned…. nothing super short nor overly sparkly, otherwise pregnant Beyonce might look like a big fat sparkly Disco Ball.
Bigger fancy dancing shoes
Beyonce can dance and sing. She can do prenatal yoga, but pregnancy will do a number on her body from head to toe. Yes, her feet will swell big time, possibly a size or two before her delivery date. She’ll need a few new pairs of bigger, low-heeled dancing shoes, absolutely no stilettos or platforms if you please. Dancing while pregnant is awkward enough already without added elevation.
A book of ordinary baby names
With names like Beyonce and Jay Z, what are the chances of their sweet little baby ending up with a name like Mary or Michael? Sure a name like Beyoncejay or JayBe would be cute and far more media blog friendly, but the kid deserves an ordinary name to help her blend into a crowd. At least for now.
Strong drugs for labor and delivery
Lots of mothers talk about natural childbirth, but someone should stop Beyonce before she decides to just say no to anesthesia. Childbirth hurts! Take the drugs honey!
An invisibility cloak
Yes, I’m talking about invisibility a la “Harry Potter.” If Beyonce had a pretty (pink?) invisibility blanket to toss over her little one’s head, it might just keep the paparazzi from chasing her down to sneak a picture of new little BeyonZee? when she? comes into the world.