So we go to Talladega to watch the races and I joked with my brother that Talladega is the place where I will meet my next wife.He says,, “Can’t do worse than the first three”
Okay, here are the top 35 redneck pick-up lines to meet a woman at the Talledga Speedway.
1. Nice tattoo. 2. Nice tooth. 3. I have never seen a nose ring so infected. Can I help you to the first aid tent. 4. Did you know Talle Dega was named after one of them famous French Painters? 5. Double wide? Oh I was just talking about my ex wife. I’m single now. 6. It’s amazing how these race car drivers can drive 500 laps and never get lost. 7. How do you keep your eyes crossed like that? 8. You are so smart using shoe polish as hair dye. I bet that saves lots of money. 9. Them bathrooms have indoor plumbing. Let me show you. 10. It ain’t often that you meet a lady who drinks imported beer from St. Louis. 11. I am a night watchman. Get me alone at night, you’d better watch me. 12. I agree -deodorant is overrated. 13. I think hot pant overalls look so sexy. 14. Eau de Moonshine smells good on you. 15. I go me some stocks investments, Two cows and a goat. 16. I would stick to you like crime scene tape. 17. You don’t often see a duct tape belt as pretty as that. 18. Don’t this motor oil make my hair look slick? 19. Didn’t I see you at our last family reunion? 20. I don’t know which is more exciting. This here race or WWF. 21. I have never seen a dress made out of beer cans 22. That is a good idea- using whiteout to cover the tobacco stains on your teeth. 23. I bet that gap in your teeth is mighty handy for opening beer cans. 24. I ain’t seen no woman with such a fine flea collection in her hair. 25. I agree underarm hair braiding is a lost art. 26. Like to share a can of Vienna sausage ? 27. I am the only one on the campground with a duct tape tent. Ain’t that impressive? 28. How many dogs you think they kilt to make them corn dogs? 29. Wow, you really named your tooth Old Yeller? 30. You want to share some road kill stew? 31. A purty woman like you is harder to find than a good coon dog. 32. Well you is prettier than a freshly stuffed possum. 33. You make me feel higher than my pickup truck. 34. Your eyes are as green as pond slime 35. You make my shotgun go off.