It’s always good to know that celebrities can make fools of themselves and suck at Twitter just like the rest of us mortal beings. At least when most of us embarrass ourselves on Twitter only a handful of people will read it. After delving into the bowels of the internet and wading through hundreds of ridiculous celebrity Twitter posts, I have compiled my list of the top ten absolute worst celebrity tweets of 2011. Roseanne Barre needs a Big Mac. Justin Bieber grows a chest hair. Kristie Alley gets a hotfoot. Read on…
“I am on the toilet thinking about writing a third book” Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco)
This man tweets while on the toilet seat. And the third book? Sounds like a crappy read.
“I’m hungry” Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne)
Go eat. Get yourself a Big Mac or something, already.
“Having tantric sex!!! I feel so much better!!! Thank you” Diddy (@iamdiddy)
It’s good to know that celebrities have sex, just like the rest of us. The rest of us, however, usually don’t tweet while doing it.
“oin3 i2n3 i230 il2 poi” Tyrese Gibson (@Tyrese)
Secret code meaning, “I too am having tantric sex!”
“Getting asked how big my vag is at 6:45am” Kelly Osbourne (@MissKellyO)
This begs the question: how big is it, and does it get bigger at 7:45 AM?
“I’M SEXY AND I KNOW IT” Justin Bieber (@justinbieber)
Congratulations on your first chest hair.
“People living on Mars!?!? That’s pretty awesome!” Robert Kardashian (@RobKardashian)
Note to Robert: nobody is living on Mars.
“What is the capital of Vermont?” David Hasselhoff (@DavidHasselhoff)
Isn’t it “Baywatch?”
“My foot’s on fire….don’t ask” Kristie Alley (@kristiealley)
It may be a good idea to call the fire department right about now.
“My water just broke” Lady Gaga (@ladygaga)
FEMA warning: prepare for a flood!
(Source: celebritieswithtwitter.tumblr.com)