The Big Bang Theory is one of the funniest shows on TV. Some of the funniest parts are a challenge to repeat , though, because I can’t spell half of the words they say. So, this is a look at just a few random funny quotes with minimal spelling challenges.
Funny Big Bang Theory quotes on playing HALO
Penny: Hey, if you guys need a fourth, I’ll play.
Leonard: Great idea.
Sheldon: Uh, nooo. The wheel was a great idea. Relativity was a great idea. This is a notion, and a rather sucky one at that.
Penny: Why?
Sheldon: Why? Oh, Penny, Penny, Penny.
Penny: Oh what, what, what?
Sheldon: This is a complex battle situation with a steep learning curve. There are (myriad) weapons, vehicles, and strategies to master. And not to mention, an extremely intricate back-story.
Penny (playing): Oh cool, who’s head did I just blow off?
Sheldon: Mine.
Penny: Okay, I got this. Lock ‘n load, boys.
Leonard (to Sheldon): It’s the only way we can play teams.
Sheldon: Yes, but whoever’s her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience and not to mention the fact that she–
Penny: Haha, there goes your head again!
Funny Big Bang Theory quotes on Sheldon’s wallet
Sheldon: Damn you, Wallet Nook dot com.
Leonard: Problem?
Sheldon: The online description was completely misleading. They said ‘eight slots plus removable ID’. To any rational person, that would mean room for nine cards but what they don’t tell you is the removable ID takes up one slot. It’s a nightmare!
Leonard: Okay now, do you really need the honorary Justice League membership card?
Sheldon: It’s been in every wallet I’ve owned since I was five.
Leonard: Why?
Sheldon: It says ‘keep this on your person at all times.’ It’s right here under Batman’s signature.
Funny Big Bang Theory quotes on The Flash
(All four show up dressed up as The Flash.)
Sheldon: See, this is why I wanted to have a costume meeting.
Leonard: We can change.
Rajesh: Or, we can walk behind each other all night and look like one person going really fast.
Quote Source: CBS TV Show The Big Bang Theory