Recent studies have shown that excessive drinking can cause brain damage. They have not asked me, but here are the top 20 ways you can tell drinking causes brain damage:
1. Marriage proposals. 2. Having kids. 3. Working in a cubicle all day. 4. Commuting two hours a day. 5. Thinking a house is a good investment. 6. Believing the recession is over 7. Believing insurance companies will let National Health Care pass 8. Playing golf. 9. Running a marathon. 10. Watching Republican candidate debates 11. Paying for bottled water. 12. Paying $3 for a cup of coffee. 13. Being a Red Sox fan 14. Thinking he will change. 15. Believing Fox News 16. Texting while driving 17. Believing you will never be laid off 18. Thinking Footloose will be better the second time around 19. Buying a snuggie 20. Believing “I am from the government and I am here to help you”