If Justin Bieber was a Shakespeare fan,
And Toby Keith wrote sonnets, verse, and prose,
If Roseanne Barr looked beautiful to man,
And Lady Gaga always wore her clothes,
If politicians always told the truth,
And greasy T.V. preachers never lied,
If old men had the energy of youth,
and health food tasted just as good as fried,
If money always came to those it should,
And corporations helped the little guy,
If judges only upheld what is good,
And lawyers would not cheat, or steal, or lie . . .
If all these dreams come true before I die,
Then whales will parachute, and pigs will fly.