Here are a few variations of a Valentine haiku that you may ,or may not, want to send your sweetheart;
Be my valentine.
Like Igor and Frankenstein,
We go together.
Be my valentine.
Like dried paint and turpentine,
We go together.
Be my valentine.
Like Brie cheese and Merlot wine,
We go together.
Be my valentine.
Like a red light and stop sign,
We go together.
Be my valentine.
Like Sheffield and Nanny Fine,
We go together.
Be my valentine.
Like quills and a porcupine,
We go together.
Be my valentine.
Like legs and a chorus line,
We go together
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Be my valentine.
Like gay men and Calvin Klein,
We go together.
Be my valentine.
Like Tarzan and a jungle vine,
We go together.
Be my valentine.
Like Christmas and the smell of pine,
We go together.
Be my valentine.
Like orange juice and sunshine,
We go together.
Be my valentine.
Like birds and a power line,
We go together.
Be my valentine.
Like beer and a German stein,
We go together.
Be my valentine.
Like your lips and my behind,
We go together.