Hey, you! Yeah, you. My eyes are up here.
I guess you could say that I’ve been given the dubious blessing of having a large chest. Sure, it makes me feel superior to other women at times, but for the most part, they are the bane of my existence. Finding bras is torture, and a lot of cute tops have passed me by simply because I couldn’t fit the darn things over my knockers.
Having big breasts also means another thing: gravity will never, ever be a kind mistress. Even at 26, I need a little (or maybe a lot) of help in the firming department. Lush Cosmetics feels my pain, and the pain of all women everywhere, and has an answer to our problems: Lovely Jubblies.
Sure, there are a lot of breast creams on the market, but honestly, I can say that this actually works at firming pretty darn well. I’ve tried a lot of different things in hopes of firming my chest, including cocoa butter, straight Vitamin E from gel capsules… all for naught. Lovely Jubblies does what it says it’s going to do, without any fuss.
Lovely Jubblies is a cream that is filled with organic butters and oils to help with firming and toning your lovely lady lumps. It smells very prominently of rose and jasmine. I will be honest with you, I found the smell rather off-putting at first. I already had old lady-looking boobs, so now they were going to smell like them, too? GREAT! The smell has since then grown on me. It’s actually rather pleasant. I find myself dipping my chin down every so often to get a whiff. Don’t judge me!
Instructions say to rub the cream into any part that needs some firming: chest, decolletage, stomach, thighs… pretty much anywhere that’s prone to flab and stretch marks. Personally, I have only used this on my chest since my stomach is too far gone for any cream to firm it. The second you find an at-home liposuction cream, you call me.
Take two fingertips’ worth of cream and spread it evenly on your closed fingers. Then rub UPWARDS (remember, ladies, the key to applying all creams is UPWARDS, away from gravity… stupid gravity!) starting at the base of your breasts, upward toward your pectoral muscles and up your neck ending at the base of your chin. Repeat as necessary.
I gotta tell you, I used this cream for a few days and I already saw a difference, and felt a difference too! The stretch marks on my breasts are almost non-existent, and I have to stop myself from touching the skin on my chest… it’s just so bouncy-feeling. Sometimes I absent-mindedly do it, and I’m sure I look like I’m giving myself a great time while I do. I can’t help it; it feels like someone else’s boobs I’m touching!
Lovely Jubblies’ ingredients list is lovely as well: Meadowsweet Infusion, Fresh Rose Infusion, Organic Cold Pressed Almond Oil, Cocoa Butter, Organic Cold Pressed Jojoba Oil, Stearic Acid, Glycerine, Organic Cold Pressed Evening Primrose Oil, Organic Cold Pressed Avocado Oil, Orange Blossom Honey, Triethanolamine, Lemongrass Oil, Ylang Ylang Oil, Jasmine Absolute, Tiger Lily Petals, Beeswax, Phenoxyethanol, Cetearyl Alcohol, Citral, Geraniol, Benzyl Salicylate, Benzyl Alcohol, Limonene, Linalool, Perfume.
Since this cream contains honey and beeswax, it’s not suitable for vegan boobies. Also, tiger lily petals?? Fancy!
Lovely Jubblies will set you back $24.95 for 3.5 oz of product. A little goes a long way. Ask your friendly neighborhood Lush associate for a sample before you buy to see if it’s right for you.