Burp!

Excuse me,
I have to burp.
I shouldn’t have drank that pop
At work!
One, two, three,
BURP!
Now I feel better.
Hope you weren’t offended Heather.
Wait a minute,
I’ve got to burp again.
Will my burping ever end?
One, two, three,
BURP!
Hope you weren’t bothered Pete.
I’m going to write this on my Tweet.
Ah, now I’m feeling well.
No more burping.
I can tell.
Oh no, one more time I feel
Burping has no sex appeal.
One, two, three,
BURP!
Hope you weren’t put off Michelle.
At least I’m not leaving an awful smell.
But wait, before I must depart,
I feel the urge to make a @!#%!