Rudolph flying? Now come on let me see,
I’ve never seen reindeer fly with Santa on Christmas eve.
Reindeer live in Lapland – a country far away,
They live in snow, they love the cold, and never pull a sleigh.
And for that nose that shines so bright,
I’ve never seen it – no not one night.
I look outside and never see,
Reindeer flying over the land and sea.
I look and watch and look some more,
I really feel this is folklore.
But maybe, maybe, just in case,
A Chrismas treat I’ll leave by the fireplace.