How bad is the economy?
1. The economy is so bad that even my dog had his house repossessed. 2. The economy is so bad, we no longer have stay at home mothers. They are now stay at homeless shelter mothers. 3. The economy is so bad that only pigeons can made deposits on new cars. 4. The economy is so bad that the only thing lower than interest rates is Obama’s approval ratings. 5. The economy is so bad that only Obama’s special commissions to study the economy are hiring. 6. The economy is so bad that I switched banks. Now I go to the Food Bank every day. 7. The economy is so bad that Six Flags has a new roller coaster called Wall Street. 8. The economy is so bad that you can only afford to serve Top Ramen when you are trying to impress guests. 9. The economy is so bad that new homes come with foreclosure signs. 10. The economy is so bad that cats are being considered as the other white meat. 11. The economy is so bad you save Boone’s Farm wine for special occasions. 12. The economy is so bad, that for a “Night Out” young couples sit in a car and pretend they can afford gas. 13. The economy is so bad that job security is a gun and a ski mask. 14. The economy is so bad that health insurance is a band aid, a bottle of aspirin and a prayer book. 15. The economy is so bad that new stockbrokers get a free noose. 16. The economy is so bad that I can’t even afford to pay attention. 17. The economy is so bad that Skid Row is becoming a prestigious address. 18. The economy is so bad, you have to reserve your spot under the freeway bridge. 19. The economy is so bad that valet parking means they will guard your shopping cart while you raid the dumpster 20. The economy is so bad that a diet means the food bank ran out of food. 21. The economy is so bad that a seven course meal is a six pack and a bag of chips. 22. The economy is so bad that you wonder if dog food would be bad for your kids. 23. The economy is so bad that dental care means a pair of pliers and a good bottle of whiskey to stop the pain. 24. The economy is so bad that the stamp collectors now collect food stamps. 25. The economy is so bad that you have a family conference before you splurge on at tank of gas,