What are Flu jokes

What are some swine flu jokes?

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_some_swine_flu_jokes

I phoned the swine flu help hotline yesterday but all I heard was CRACKLING, I guess too many people were HOGGING the line!

Do you have any swine flu jokes related to citi bank?

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there was a man walkin to city bank, he got swine flu and died. ha ha ha

Does anyone have any swine flu jokes?

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090430115328AAcnhvI

Just tried to get through to the swine flu helpline, but all I got was crackling….

Related Questions Answered on Y!Answers

Is this Obama and swine flu joke one of the funniest jokes ever?

Q: Here is the link…http://personalitycafe.com/current-events/2272-obamas-first-100-days-office-swine-flu-joke.htmlTell me what you think. 😛

A: I chuckled. But, Ive heard funnier.

Can someone explain that swine flu joke to me? I dont get it…?

Q: “They once said that a black man would be president when pigs start to fly. His first 100 days and *bam* what happens, swine flu.”I got it in a text from 3 people, forwarded. Well, i dont get it… Can someone explain? ThanksAnd sorry if it was offensive? I just got it in a text and i dont get it :/ohhhh wow im stupid beyond belief.

A: It’s a play on words:A swine is a pig.And flu sounds like flew.So swine flu is also: pigs flew.

What does this e-mail mean? (It is a swine flu joke e-mail)?

Q: Okay so my Mom fowarded this e-mail to me because for some reason I think the swine flu is hilarious… I don’t know why but I do.Anywho…I don’t get it!! What does it mean??It says:Fatality(Then is has this picture…. http://media.photobucket.com/image/kermit%20the%20frog%20dead/natattack19/1207092267671.jpg)And we all know who the carrier is………what does it mean????

A: All the answers above me are right…. (MUST GET TO NEXT QUESTION FASTER…)My mom showed me this, and I didn’t get it either ’till she told me… :(Why do only parents ever get these type of jokes…