20. The stick figure families you see on the back of SUV or vans; yes, we all get it, you have a family and a dog, now please drive.
19. Anything that reflects the show Jersey Shore; it wasn’t a good show then and now five years later it’s just plain sad and more annoying if that can even be possible in today’s reality obsessed world.
18 Lindsay Lohan; Lindsay, I beg you, please go into hiding.
17. The NBA Lockout; hmm, overpaid athletes and owners who want more money. Thank you Lebron and Sportscenter for making us not want to watch the NBA.
16. The guy who still wears his cell phone on his belt; this isn’t a new one but it must stop. Someone please tell this guy that it’s 2012 not 1999.
15. Occupy Wall Street; Well, this bandwagon is full. I ask, is Wall Street really the main concern here? It couldn’t possibly be all the money laundering politicians who are running our country into the ground, could it? Now before everyone jumped on this Occupy bandwagon did anyone know what it was they were actually occupying? Truth be told, we all know society loves a good revolution but when you hear such individuals talk in the city where their Occupy is running rampant, well, their interpretations are all but too scary. On a side note; my favorite is when a celebrity who is paid millions rushes down to an Occupy event and shows their utmost support for ten minutes. What do you mean publicity isn’t the primary concern? Enjoy your tents folks I have to jump back into my limo and head back to the castle. I love it!
14. A Christmas Story; Thank you TBS for ruining a good movie and airing it for 24hrs on Christmas Day until it’s so obnoxious that you want to punch the first person who says they love this movie.
13. Kim Kardashian, or for that matter any Kardashian; enough said, please stop writing about them. This isn’t journalism worthy.
12. Miley Cyrus; once again, enough said. For parents who let their daughters watch her and dress like her. You get what you asked for. So you shouldn’t be surprised when your daughter is headed for a train wreck. This is hard for me to say but in Miley’s defense, stop blaming her and start blaming the parents who can’t tell right from wrong.
11. Cell phone commercials; we get it, 4G is fast but does it have to be annoying as well? Oh wait a minute, yes it does. It’s been deemed ok for all of society to be obsessed and annoying with any technology that is shoved down their throats.
10. The guy who wears another grown mans football jersey out in public and refers to everything as “we”, as if he’s part of the team. Again, this isn’t a new one but please, please stop. It’s just creepy especially if you’re over the age of twenty-five.
9. Republicans, Democrats, Independents, Conservatives, etc…; whatever they want to be called it’s time for it to change. I don’t care what party you support. Wouldn’t it be nice if we could support the best candidate as an individualist and not so much as a group and maybe, just maybe the person who’s actually going to help this country.
8. Tim Tebow; This isn’t so much about Time Tebow as it is the idiots who can’t stop covering him every ten seconds. We get it already! Sportscenter you should be proud you made it twice on the list.
7. Tweeting; who cares where and what you’re eating.
6. Amy Winehouse; Ok, I’ll say it. One solid record and she’s praised as one of the best? I get it, death is sad but should she be deemed a sensation for her reckless behavior? Rolling Stone you should know better.
5. Text Messaging; either learn how to say words with your voice or don’t come out in public. I’m sick of looking at people walk with there heads down bumping into walls.
4. Reality TV Shows; This is really all that’s on the networks now, really? Not one person in America can come up with a new concept for a show that people will like. The only thing left is putting any idiot in front of a camera and seeing if it sticks, really?
3. Celebrity Marriages; Two high profiled celebrities get married after meeting each other for five seconds. They work on opposite sides of the world to make bundles of money and to be number one in the public spotlight, mostly thanks to their top notch publics. After two months of really spending time together they realize they don’t like each other at all and call it quits. One word, shocking! Two more words, who cares! For the few celebrities that have done it, I honestly praise all of you for figuring it out but for the other 90% can’t you just date? Is it really necessary to sell your photos to the likes of People magazine and then quote, we really just wanted a small private wedding. Wink, wink, that means please put our picture on the front page of every magazine.
2. Facebook: All I ever hear is, did you see who and who on Facebook? Or did you see what and what on Facebook and OMG! You’re not on Facebook? That’s right; I’m one of the few human beings that have no desire to advertise my life for strangers to see. If I want to share something with someone I will, wait for it, actually call them or e-mail them. In today’s generation Facebook is doing more harm then good and that is a scary thing.
1. Pro Athletes; The amount of money being throw at all pro athletes is mind boggling and the question that is never asked is, why? Now, I’m not saying all pro athletes are bad but let’s be honest, a high number of them are not deemed in the brightest of lights. Is Lebron James worth that kind of money in the NBA? Should Plaxico Burress been allowed to play again for the NFL along with Michael Vick? In what we call regular society it’s a little frowned upon if you go to jail and trying to get a job after serving time, well good luck with that. In a pro athlete’s world, serving time is all but part of life. Do we all deserve second chances? Sure, but do we deserve that kind of second chance? Not likely. Our country is in shambles, the country is in debt, unemployment is at all time highs but in sports it’s not even a relevant thought. All you hear about is how one star wants more money, even when their getting 12 million a year. Most of them will get that money too. The greed, the behavior, the ethics of pro athletes has astonishing become so alarming that it will keep going this way until somebody asks the simple question of, why?
To ease the mind of how these annoying things were ranked. They are ranked in annoying random order.