As it turns out the formula “ideal gentleman” is understood by males and ladies in a quite different way. It is because of this misinterpretation there are all forms of struggles and problems between the two sexes. This relationship dilemma is as old as the mankind itself. Scholars and reverends, psychoanalytics and politicians have been seeking to find some solution to this eternal dilemma, but it seems that they went wrong thus far. I think that in these nervous years of economic upheaval along with a quickly unfolding technological progress, it is only the sense of humor, that assists the best way to view a situation from a different angle. Only when you laugh about a question, you open a zillion ways of resolving it. Our awareness becomes purified and heads for a free flight in a originative irrepressible mental imagery.
Now I’ll reveal these secrets.
The best gentleman for a woman is when it is four a.m. in the morning and you comfortably sit on a divan and watch a melodrama on television, and he all of a sudden touches you and you find out crocodile tears on his face too! since it is impossible not to sob when Hugh Grant was ditched by a girl.
For a woman, the best gentleman is the one who has sex with her for seven hours non stop and then another four hours non stop telling her about all sorts of cool things until she dozes off, twisting his hair round his finger, the same as all girls do!
A perfect man for a madam is the one who gets to work in the morning, and his girl wakes up in the morning at his cosy home and discovers a note on a divan which reads: “Hiya, Babe your breakfast is on the table and my password to my dating senior online club is one four four eight eight one one three!”
An ideal gentleman for a woman is that who himself presented her with a bouquet of roses, then himself placed them in a jar, filled water in there, put some sugar, some salt and a few drops of iodine. So that the bouquet take longer.
For a woman, an ideal gentleman is not at all he who went to a club on his own Mercedes, picked up four girls with him and headed home to party… No, of course not, the best man for a girl is he who is sitting beside her in his car and proclaiming: ‘Look, I’d rather not go shopping this morning, I’ll be ok without a leather jacket during this winter season. I’d rather get you to hairdresser’s, because I feel that your hair is splitting.”
For a woman, a perfect gentleman is he who climbs out of a parked car and proclaims with delight: “Honey, you parked the car ideally, my BMW was already dented!”
For a girl, an ideal guy is the one who comes back home from work, takes a sit in front of TV, and you put supper in front of him, but he calls out with pleasure: “I will not guzzle in the sitting room! What of it, that the national team is today playing in the Football World Cup, this is not a reason at all! A perfect guy must guzzle in the kitchen! And either we go to the Ikea , or I have no idea what would happen to our universe!”
For a lady, a perfect gentleman is when you are both being late for his birthday jubilation, and he exclaims: “So what that 200 people are ready and waiting, Baby, do not rush, just carefully select a dress to put on! Frankly, for me your attire is much more crucial than my natal day!”
A perfect guy for a lady, is he who goes to a bathroom in the morning and then his significant other gets up a little bit later, then goes to shower, and sees a big steamed heart in the bathroom mirror on the wall!
For a girl, the best man is the man to whom his girl says, “Hey, I liked a fur coat a few days ago for 10 000 dollars. I need it badly!” And the ideal gentleman says to his madam: “Sure, My hottie, I will take a day off tomorrow, I intend to take a credit in my bank right in the morning, then we’ll go shopping for the whole day, I hope we can purchase something very expensive!”
A perfect guy is always trying to talk his girl into. He says, lets get you a whelp, and I will always tidy up her doo-doo myself.
Dear females, I appeal to you with love. Do love your guys even if they are not perfect!