Another trip to the dentist,
Another doomsday awaits,
What will he do to my teeth?
What is my unspeakable fate?
Will he be pleasant
Or will he show his diabolical sneer?
Thank heavens I only go to the dentist
One time a year.
He has a new hygienist.
Her name is Cindy Plaque.
I heard that one of her patient’s
Had a screaming attack.
I just hope Dr. R. Canal
Doesn’t drill too deep.
Otherwise I hope that he puts me
Into a DEEP SLEEP!
I’m beginning to have second thoughts.
I don’t need to see the dentist today.
My toothache doesn’t hurt that much.
Eventually, the pain will just go away.