I don’t know what to write about,
I guess I’ll check the list,
My Alexa dot com toolbar
Of the HOT things on the Internet,
Popular pages, they insist..
What’s hot, today? I look to see,
I shrug and read the numbers slowly,
Number one,
a person poses nude,
Not unusual by itself,
Or remarkable…
in this sector,
But apparently, read the news,
She posed and now she is homeless
Her country has rejected her.
Number two is a keyword tool,
To help you find a rank,
In pushing products to get more sales,
More money made, to be frank.
Number three, says it is SEO,
Search engine optimization,
Learning how to sell to people online,
Using keywords at your station.
Number four is using Facebook,
using the ‘like’ button is the key,
‘Friend Us’ is the way,
to sell things virally.
Number five,
The new year in China, 2012
Is the Dragon, it’s told
Celebrate it! Be bold!
Number six, is Tiger Woods,
Golf star – aka the Legend,
Troubles at home, and at work,
His ex-wife thinks that he’s a jerk.
Number seven is Gina Carano,
A former Mixed Martial Arts fighter,
Sexy, tough and of course, beautiful,
Yep, men find her a ‘delighter’.
Number eight is Fox News,
Covering the news
And stuff
Covering the debates,
With the least amount of fluff
Number nine is games you can play,
Games you can watch,
Games you can buy,
Do or see,
Or maybe you just want to,
download for free.
Number ten is Yahoo mail,
What’s in your mailbox?,
Who is saying ‘hi’
Who is emailing whom,
How to sign in
And “I am temporarily blocked’
Why?
I could go on for ten more slots,
But I feel that I will quit
While I am ahead
And go build some new spots
You know – write new websites, instead.