You thought I’d look so very cute
When you dressed me in that pumpkin suit.
I do not like it one little bit,
And for a photo I will not sit.
In protest I quickly fell to the ground,
Refusing to move or make a sound.
Don’t try to coax me with a treat,
There’s only one demand that you must meet.
Get me out of this pumpkin that is so wrong,
Back in my Birthday suit were I belong!