I am depraved,
deranged, deprived,
warped, perverse, depressed,
spiteful, irritable,
lazy, immature,shallow,
needless to say
I wouldn’t harm a hair on your head
I have: thrown rocks at people,
done black magic, stolen my roommate’s food,
kicked the dog, struck the cat,
in the past,
yes, in the past
I wouldn’t harm a hair on your head
before, as oppposed to,
not wanting to
harm a hair on your head.