Kourtney Kardashian Picks Up Publicity Slack by Announcing Pregnancy

by on September 20th, 2010
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COMMENTARY | Kourtney Kardashian announces on the cover of the new US Weekly that she’s pregnant with her first-baby-daddy’s second child. You know, Scott Disick, the alcohol-guzzling creepy guy who reminds us of Christian Bale in “American Psycho.”

“Now I’m nine weeks along,” Kardashian told the magazine. “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”

Of course that’s the reason she didn’t want to wait to break the news. It couldn’t possibly have been that the general consensus is America is sick of hearing about Kim, so sister Kourtney has been designated “Kardashian of the Week” to carry the media-pandering torch. God forbid if we go even one week without a Kardashian in the limelight with some announcement.

And what is extra-precious is she has already started a blog giving motherhood tips – Kourtney’s Mommy Blog. Remember, this is the woman who has Kris Jenner as a parenting role model. If you want to learn how to pimp out your kids for fame and shamelessly pander to media, I guess the blog is for you. Just note the temper tantrums thrown by Kim for evidence of the results of parenting techniques in the Kardashian/Jenner household, and don’t come crying to anyone when you get the same results.

The Huffington Post posted a clip from one of the Mommy blogs, and parents, you better check this indispensable resource of good parenting skills. “I see so many little boys and their outfits are so cute and then their moms put kind of dorky shoes on them. I think it’s all about the shoes.”

Move over Dr. Spock, there’s a new expert on child-rearing.

But hey, Kourtney, if your sister can find fame by having sex on camera for publicity, having multiple babies out of wedlock should be good for some kind of money grab. Even if it means staying with your drunken, psycho baby-daddy. Another great role model for young women today.

But that media wagon has to keep on rolling and bringing in the cash, or how else can they afford to give $90,000 SUVs for Sweet Sixteen parties? Just a note Khloe, you’re on deck. So you better come up with something spectacular for next week.

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