I take ballroom dancing at a local studio. Last night was their Halloween dance. I went dressed as a cute chick. For those who want to know, here are the answers to the questions I got asked.
Who are you? – 1. I’m a cute chick!….2. I’m Super Chicken!…3. I’m Chicken Little!….4. Why don’t you pluck me and see if you can figure it out?
Aren’t you hot in there? – 1. I’m a cute chick; I’m always hot….2. Cooler in here than in the deep fryer at KFC….3. Yes, but I bet I’m still more comfortable than you are in those stilletto heels.
Can you dance in that? – 1. I can shake my tail feathers….2. When I dance, it’s always the chicken dance… 3. Want to do the funky chicken and find out?
Why did you cross the road? – 1. I was stapled to a punk rocker…..2. I wanted to prove to the opossum that someone could do it….3. The big question is, why are you still stuck on the same side oft he road?…4. It just seemed like the thing to do at the time.
Which came first; the chicken or the egg? – 1. The rooster, but that’s really not a discussion we should be having in public….2. Possibility precedes actuality, so the egg had to come first.
I had a great time at the party. I danced a lot. I did a tango, a couple of fox trots, a jive, a waltz, and even did the time warp and line danced to Thriller. I came in fourth place in the costume contest and won a couple of tickets to a dance show.
The most interesting thing I discovered was that if I scratched my beak, it made my nose feel better.
Happy Halloween. I hope you get a chance to dance.