I Hate Baseball

I hate baseball!
The fans are too violent.
They want to kill the umpire!
They are too extreme!
They threw this one fellow
out of his own home!
Don’t tell me they didn’t!
I heard it with my own ears
over the radio:
“McClusky was thrown out at home.”
Too many of the players are dishonest,
if a thing isn’t nailed down,
they’ll steal it!
They steal bases all the time!
I suppose they sell them
to the fans for souvenirs.
If you ask me,
from an ecological point of view,
the whole thing is a waste
of a perfectly good cow pasture!