Bill O’Reilly the Most Powerful Man on Earth, Except for the President & Charles Manson

We learned this weekend that Bill O’Reilly is the most powerful man on Earth. Other than the president, of course. And, Charles Manson. The sad thing about the highly-controversial and already well-analyzed Newsweek interview with O’Reilly, is that he forgot to mention his subservience to Manson. If you don’t think Charlie is still relevant, just write a fake news article about him and see how much attention it gets. O’Reilly’s name could never get that kind of blowback. Know your place, Dick. I mean, Bill.

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At least O’Reilly acknowledged that the president does have more power than he, O’Reilly, has. Even if the president does happen to be black. Or kind of black. Or, just halfway in between vanilla and dark chocolate. I don’t know. Ask Herman Cain.

Do you want to see the official O’Reilly quote, so you know I’m not making it up? I would hate for somebody to think I might be writing a fake news story. From the Daily Beast:

“I have more power than anybody other than the president, in the sense that I can get things changed, quickly,” he says. “I don’t have to go through the legislative process; I don’t have to do any of that. I can just bring it to the people, and say, look, this has gotta be dealt with.”

I once heard an old man drinking espresso in a famous Los Angeles coffee shop refer to that weird publication, the Daily Breast. Nobody corrected him. Nobody thought it was worthwhile. “What a strange name,” he said, “for a publication. How can anybody take them seriously?”

Charles Manson has claimed multiple times that he has 20,000 bikers behind his back. For some reason, I take that more seriously than Bill O’Reilly’s “bring[ing] it to the people” and saying what needs to be, and what doesn’t need to be “dealt with.”

Speaking of the media, let’s talk about the Occupy Wall Street campaign. I found it strange that the media wouldn’t report thousands upon thousands of young angry people gathering to express their rage at the very financial institutions and the busy droning “suits” who call that poisonous hive home that have successfully destroyed many millions of Americans’ lives. It’s that whole greed thing that really pisses off people after awhile.

And yet, very little was reported about it. As a consumer of news, I would want to know when a bunch of rapscallion youths are gathering to make some silly statement. I would think that would dominate the airwaves. Instead, Sunday evening (Day Two of the campaign), for example, the only news item that dominated America was coverage of the Emmys. No coverage of Zuccotti Park. That makes sense, because real lives and careers hang in the balance during the Emmys.

And most Americans are tired out after a long day of Sunday NFL games. It’s exhausting to partake in other men’s perceived glory. Dear Dirty America sent reporter Marlin to the Occupy Wall Street protest, but he soon got lost after distributing fresh wheat grass juice to the people gathered. DDA trusts Marlin will find his way back to Los Angeles, but for now, we’ve lost contact with him.

About the Day of Rage, Politicus USA reported:

Most Americans are being kept in the dark about the US Day of Rage by the corporate cable news giants at CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC who have imposed a de facto blackout on the protest.

Even though estimates have varied from hundreds to as many as 50,000 protesters flooded into Manhattan and others cities to take part in events around the country to, “nonviolently disrupt the disloyal, incompetent, and corrupt special interests which have usurped our nation’s civil and military power, spawning a host of threats to our liberty, lives and national security,” the three cable news networks have devoted no airtime to the story.


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