Rick Perry Vs. Mitt Romney

While politics is the science or the art of managing government, to some people, politics is the very essence of living and a course they will do anything to defend. During the GOP debate in Las Vegas on October 18, 2011, we saw some desperate politicians on stage entertaining crowds unawares of just how idiotic they appeared. The exchange between Rick Perry and Mitt Romney was a performance that will not only be feasted upon by our famous Saturday Night Live Show (SNL), but an act bound to enter the Guinness Book of World Records.

Just when we thought we had seen all there is to be seen about the GOP presidential hopefuls, Rick Perry and Mitt Romney on the issue of undocumented immigrants, turned the October 18, 2011, GOP debate in Las Vegas into a Jerry Springer show. Below is what I heard from the brawl between our GOP presidential hopefuls Rick Perry and Mitt Romney:

Rick Perry: You darn hypocrite! How dare you, Mitt, stand here and question my credibility on undocumented immigrants?

Mitt Romney: What are you talking about, Rick?

Rick Perry: Don’t you try that holier-than-thou on me, pal!

Mitt Romney: Hey, man. We don’t have to air our dirty laundry in public. Chill, man.

Rick Perry: Mitt, take that hand off me before I rip it off!

Mitt Romney: Rick, shut up! I know that you are pissed for having tough times in previous debates.

Rick Perry: Do not rub it in, Mitt.

Mitt Romney: Man, do you really want to go to the White House? Then listen and shut up!

Rick Perry: Mitt, I hope you do not have to come crawling in Texas. You see, I just might pull my pistol and pepper you. Dick Cheney got away with peppering and I, too, might get away with doing it.


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