Phaedra Parks Says the Darndest Things: ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ Quotes

When we met Phaedra Parks last season on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” we didn’t know what to make of her. Miss Thing was a pregnant attorney with an ex-con husband. Her man Apollo was gorgeous but we gave Phaedra even more of the side eye when her first word upon spying her new baby boy was “gross.” In addition, Phaedra was not exactly truthful about the due date of her new baby. What a difference a year makes!

This season it is all about Phaedra, honey. Move over trouble maker Nene Leakes. Phaedra has become the star of the show. Of course we love the gorgeous model-prenur Cynthia Bailey, the songstress Kandi Burruss, the wig-master Kim Zolciak and the mommy with issues, Sheree Whitfield. Phaedra, however, is infinitely amusing.

Hopefully Andy Cohen realizes what TV gold he has with this beautiful Georgia Peach who has spent the last two episodes apologizing to friends. Phaedra usually comes bearing gifts but no one expected the gift she unveiled last week. Phaedra presented Kandi with the gift of “Ridickulous,” a stripper who can pleasure himself orally. Yikes! Bring in the Guinness Book of World Records or call “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not!”

Kandi’s Mama Joyce was not thrilled about the stripper. She stormed out and Phaedra showed up at Kandi’s clothing store with a pleasantly presented apology cake. The future funeral director certainly knows her way around an apology. She recently showed up with a mea culpa gift for pregnant Kim after Apollo and Cynthia’s man almost came to blows at her baby shower.

Forget the old tired quotes, “who gon check me, boo” and “a low down monkey with a wig on.”

Here are this week’s top 7 Phaedraisms:

1. Regarding Nene being a stripper…
“You showed your cervix for a quarter.”

2. On Cynthia’s husband Peter…
“Peter’ll make a dollar outta 15 cents.”

3. Prancing into the Bar One party…
“Yellow is the new black.”

4. When Cynthia attempted to host a fashion show…
“You wanna look at models but not really hear them.”

5. On Peter’s New Bar…
“Bar One will be successful because hood folks gotta drink too.”

6. Regarding besties Nene and Cynthia…
“Cynthia loves Nene like a fat kid loves cake…”

7. On Cyn’s gorgeous wall portrait…
“Now that’s an Afro!”

What will Phaedra Parks say in the coming week? We don’t know but we can’t wait. We look forward to seeing what our TV BFF says next. Catch Phaedra and the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” gang on Sundays on Bravo. Check your local listing for exact times.

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