Dancing with the Stars 2011 Season 13 FULL Cast Lineup; The Lamest Cast Ever

Dancing With The Stars 2011 Season 13 official cast lineup here. With the anticipating of the new DWTS cast being announced tonight on Bachelor Pad 2 August 29 episode, many websites online are already leaking the “Supposedly” cast beforehand. Could this really be the new DWTS lineup? A former Hills star, professional wrestler, and an American transgender oh my! Watch out, especially if Hope Solo the sexy goalkeeper actually DOES appear on board and gets matched up with the sexy hunk Maks like many bloggers and websites are mentioning. If this information is true, here is the actual SO CALLED CELEBRITIES competing for real. This is the lamest cast so far.

#1 DWTS new cast member is Chaz Bono. Sonny and Cher’s child who had a sex change and wowed millions of fans with his drastic and inspiring look. From a cute sassy woman to a dark haired mysterious looking man. He might take America by storm like Kirstie Alley did in season 12, and prove that he can really dance.

#2 DWTS new cast member is Rob Kardashian. We all know this person right? If you don’t know by now, he is best known for being on the hit show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and his most popular sister of the bunch Kim just got married.

#3 DWTS new cast member is Nancy Grace. Really? Duck tape anyone? Need I say more? This choice is ridiculous. I must Nancy is going to be the most talked about this season. She is going to do more talking than dancing and this might even kick her off in the first episode.

Boring cast already huh? I thought ABC was actually going to find more A-listers and NOT a bunch of wanna be D-listers and even F-listers for that matter. I bet half the people/fans who watch DWTS probably won’t even know half the cast.

The only reason I’ll be watching is for Maks. And as far as celebrities are concerned, the only one I would say that fits the bill is David Arquette. That’s right, David will be putting on his dancing shoes and making a splash on the dance floor. Hopefully he can use some of his wrestling moves with the hot dances.

Ok, now that you have 4 cast members already mentioned, I suppose you want to hear the rest right? Don’t get too excited though, because the list is pretty lame.

Kristin Cavalleri, Ricki Lake, Chynna Phillips, Elizabetta Canalis (WHO?), Ryan O’Neal, Jr. Martinez, Ron Artest, and GOD knows who else. This is according to snarkfood.com .

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