Lindsay Lohan, a recent mainstay of Entertainment talk show banter, has provided a lot of material for late night comedians. From her starring role as a child star in the Parent Trap to her Smokin Hot Playboy spread coming out on December 16th, Lindsay Lohan’s sometimes hard and worn but still good looks and WTF party attitude make her an ideal candidate for a one-niter.
But how does the average guy (or girl) get a date with her? I’ve got some suggestions for you.
They might not be easy. They might not be pretty. And they might not work but here are the top 10 ways to get a date with Lindsay Lohan.
10) Dress up as a jewelery store mannequin wearing a one of kind necklace. – She won’t be able to keep her hands off you.
9) Invite her to a rehab near you. – Apparently she likes them so much you’ll probably get a second date.
8) Become an LA cop. – You have a pretty good chance of meeting her on the job.
7) Seduce her mother. Lindsay will do what ever her mother tells her too .
6) Become an LA County Judge – She’ll have plenty more dates with LA County judges before this is over.
5) Buy the Betty Ford Clinic – You know she’ll be back. It’s just of matter of wine. Time. A matter of time.
4) Tell her that her dad, Michael Lohan, said she was not allowed to sleep with you. – Uh yah, that’ll work. Ouch!
3) Die – Word has it she likes her men like she likes her drinks: Stiff.
Bonus: you’ll get a chance to be naked with her at the morgue. Oh the blue ball!
2) Pretend your Betty White and tell her you didn’t mean what you said about her being a spoiled brat. – Of course if you are Betty White you might get a date with her using #3 before you get a chance to apologize!
And the #1 way to get a date with Lindsay Lohan?
1) Tell her your name is Marylin and that you’re a natural blond. – After all she said it in her Playboy spread, “Sex and sexuality are a part of nature, and I go along with nature”. Right?!?