In the latest science news, UCLA scientists have identified a gene that slows down the aging process. Do we really need people to live longer.? How is that going to help social security? And it will kick the hell out of Medicare. “Hello Mr. Jones, you are now 100. You qualify for Medicare.”
Last time I checked there are seven billion people in the world. Do we really want to encourage people to live longer?
Hey, who needs a gene to slow down time.? If you want time to slow down, just check out the list below.
Ten ways to slow down time or Things that take forever
1. Spending an evening in Philadelphia 2. Watching a Republican Debate 3. Waiting for FEMA 4. Watching soccer 5. Waiting for Congress to agree 6. Listening to any rap song 7. Watching Sex in the City with your spouse 8. Waiting for Rick Perry’s memory to kick in 9. Watching Ashton Kutcher try to be cute and funny 10. When you are in a hurry, waiting for the light to change.