How the Gingrich Stole Christmas

In Iowa begins a very big fight!

Which is why Mitt Romney doesn’t sleep at night.

Slam Dunk Nomination! He predicted and his people did dance.

No challenger in this group, he thought, NOT A CHANCE!

Whether intentional or not Bachmann strays from the truth

Ron Paul’s “Cut everything!” is getting long in the tooth

Let’s not forget Rick Perry, he’s good for some laughs

You just can’t predict the next of his gaffes!

Cain already dropped out, Pawlenty too.

And isn’t it time for Santorum and Huntsman— because most people ask “WHO?”

An easy one this was supposed to be.

“This is my time!” cried Mitt Romney.

But up from the ashes and two government shutdowns.

Rises an old player proclaiming “there’s a new Newt in town”

He staggered this summer, weighed down by his baggage

Infidelity or questionable consulting, his bad deeds never lag-age (sorry, needed a rhyme.)

“Don’t bring up my past, Oh give me a break!”

“I’m just little Newt, not the original Snake!”

“My deeds aint that evil. I’m not that bad.”

“I’ll give jobs to little kids! (After I fire their dad!)

All through Romney’s camp the people did moan.

Iowans appear poised to make Gingrich their own.

He’s gaining momentum and front runner status

Leaving Mitt holding onto a big bag of flatus

“I’ll never give up— Mitt yells— Just see what I mean.

After all there’s always 2016!


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