The worst hidden treasures behind the 84th Academy Awards were cloned dresses and failed fashion mistakes. The Oscars took style to another level. Glitz for the sparkle, glamor for the glitz, galore for the glamor. Beginning with the fashion clones.
Best Cloned Dress:
Seen Jolie’s stance in her Atelier Versace elsewhere recently? The come-play appeal with one leg standing out, like Barbie before you remove the doll from the ties and the plastic post, has leg lovers in a YouTube tail spin. Opposite from the SAGS where Jolie wore a prom-like black dress (big yawner for prom attendees post 1980). Jolie reminded many of Lea Michele’s dress – in black. Visit Celebuzz to view Lea Michele’s dress. Michele serves up sexy and everyone couldn’t get enough! Jolie’s appetite settled for the rich black number with the same leg appeal and fashionable cut (minus upper-cut). We are on to you Jolie! Tag the ones who leave a lasting leg-pression.
Take out the leg slit, change the color and you have Penelope Cruz at the 2010 Red Carpet at the Oscars. And if you listen closely to Angelina Jolie’s presentation, you may have noticed she almost tripped up when speaking confirming that beautiful women can cover-up mistakes too.
Jenny from the Back!
Jennifer Lopez allegedly had a nip slip while standing at the podium. But there’s something your imagination should know. When witnessing the loose YouTube videos over the breast peep, it appears that Lopez does share a small round sphere emerging from her left bosom cup. However, the half-circle could be a birth-nip. Highly unlikely. And if butts could speak then Jennifer’s rump-etitive backside could be heard talking over Cameron Diaz. The only thing working for Lopez was her ditsy fun loving attitude. However, Jenny from the block and Cameron tried to woo the crowd but it backfired. They giggled like two school girls with a crush on Oscar. Which was enough to win hearts all over again. But not enough in professionalism.
The dress Jennifer exhaled to fit into is very similar to Marilyn Monroe’s gold lined dress. The difference is the texture, line formation as Jennifer’s “girls” seem to be suffocating. However, Lopez’s buttocks (boys best friends) tend to appear cloned from Marilyn’s.
Meryl’s dress designed in one day?
Meryl Streep is the Goddess of Oscars and Queen of the Damned Lady Liberty fashion. Her Lanvin gold dress lays loosely on her body remind some that Scarlett O’Hara should have changed her curtain color from green to gold. Enough said? When traveling in Oscars’ past dress performances, there are no clones to Streep’s gold dress that lounged on her body. Dress museums may have better similarities. All in all, Streep’s dress reminds many that Rome was not built in one day — maybe Meryl should have given her dress a second day at the designer’s shack.
Which star would you consider worst dress at the 84th Academy Awards?
Emma Stone hit the shock rack when viewers pointed out her dress clone. Nicole Kidman wore the same design five years ago at the Oscars. Feel bad for Emma fans? Don’t. Bow to bow, you will run across the same look-a-like dresses in the long running Academy Awards. But Stone did not do so well presenting with Ben Stiller. The chemistry just wasn’t there – just a competitive jolt. Yet she did better with Stiller than she did when picking out her dress for the Oscars.
Melissa Leo is no lion in her Reem Acra gown. The upper gold, black bottomed number defines fash-ageddon. For one, the black is too low which makes her breasts appear more southern with each step. And secondly, it looks like a dress maker just tossed two ideas together without considering the shape of Leo’s body. Lastly, Melissa is an adult who makes her own choice when dressing like a two-tone mix match. She could have saved money and time at her local Goodwill Store.
Related: ABC, Academy Awards (LIVE); Celebuzz, “Lea Michele”, http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/lea-michele-at-2012-sag-awards/lea-michele-at-2012-sag-awards-3/; YouTube
(Accessed 2/27/2012)