How to Ruin Valentines

It really has gone too far
For Valentine’s Day
you can buy your love
sugar free chocolate
why not give her
flowers
with no scent
kisses
with no passion
hugs
with no squeezes
wine
with no alcohol
after dinner coffee
with no caffeine
candles
with no flames
Valentine cards
with no message
What’s next?
Rubber tips
on Cupid’s arrows
or worst of all
love
with no pain