I am as excited as everyone else that Beyonce is pregnant. Let’s pop a non alcoholic drink and celebrate! We literally grew up with her and have seen her go through all the different stages in her life so it makes sense that we feel that this baby is as much ours as it is hers. I absolutely love Beyonce and she is one of my favorite artists of all time but I don’t find much joy in pregnant Beyonce. She has become really boring and she does not have the pregnancy glow that is expected of mothers to be. She has even been having some misses with her fashion lately which is unlike her. It’s just really weird to me. She don’t even seem as pretty as she usually does. Maybe she is wearing less make up. Her face just lacks that fabulous quality that it used to have. I expected pregnancy to look good on her but it does not. Or maybe it started before her pregnancy. Or maybe she is just really tired and it’s finally showing in her face. Whatever it is, I’m ready for it to be over with because I would really like to be super excited about her having a baby. Everyone is assuming she is having a baby girl because of a comment she made referring to ‘she’. I really hope that she was referring to her baby and did not actually call God a she because she was either referring to one or the other. If they have a son, they should name him Bey’Sean. Okay, I’m joking but it ‘s not a bad suggestion right? I think Beyonce could make a great mom and I actually even think that she wants to be a mom but I don’t really see her slowing down in her life style. It’s hard to handle that type of career and a baby at the same time so I’m really interested to see how she deals with the new addition to her family. Even her ‘break’ that she took wasn’t a real break so maybe she will actually get to take a full break now that she is going to be a mother. Regardless, I am happy for her and her husband Jay Z even though I am not sure how I feel about him. I hope he really isn’t a part of the illuminati or a devil worshiper or all the other crazy things that have been rumored about him. I hope they have a beautiful baby that looks everything like the mom and nothing like the dad because let’s be real, Jay Z isn’t famous for his good looks. Imagine if they had a daughter that looked just like the dad. Eww. The only good thing is that they have so much money that they can afford to buy the baby a permanent mask. Or get child plastic surgery done. Or keep the baby inside 24/7 so no one has to witness the hideous creature. Okay, I’m done making negative comments about their future child since I have yet to have any children and I don’t want to jinx my own future babies and have them come out looking like Jay Z or E.T. Then again, those two are one and the same.
P.S. If they have a son and name him Bey’Sean, you guys all owe me fifty dollars.