The top 25 things that happen when a meteorite hits the earth:
1. Your cell phone service reception really drops off 2. Completely ruins the Cubs chances of ever winning a World Series. 3. No more traffic jams on the LA Freeway 4. Free cremation for everyone 5. Takes the spotlight off Cain 6. Don’t have to worry about what to wear tomorrow. 7. Completely wrecks the value of your home 8. Scews up your chances of winning the lottery 9. No more worries about the Greek, Italy and the Euro 10. Makes God the biggest Terrorist of all. 11. Penn State doesn’t have to wait ten years to see what happened. 12. No more worries about Global Warming 13. FEMA can’t be blamed for slow reaction 14. Stops Rick Perry’s slide in the polls. 15. Prevent the Kardashians from making any more shows 16. The NBA season is REALLY canceled 17. Gives the EARTH a hell of a hangover 18. Get to test that Hide Under Your Desk theory. 19. No more worries about OPEC 20. All Middle East Problem solves. 21. The price of gas finally stops rising. 22. Ruins the Holiday Shopping Season 23. No more student loans to pay back 24. No more alimony 25. The social security system does not run out of money