When she went shopping
And tried on a dress
She looked in the mirror
And thought what a sight
When the saleslady saw her
She ooooohed, and ahhhhhed
You look so terrific
What a delight!!!!!
The girl looked in the mirror again
This does look great
This is my fate
She took it home
Wore it the next day
She couldn’t walk down the stairs
The dress was too tight