Are you a member of the newest political party? The name of the group is called the Cream Puff Party. Here are its positions on major issues:
1. The Cream Puff Party believes that wars are unnecessary. They find that wars are less filling.
2. The Cream Puff Party believes in Global Warming. Puffy clouds are disappearing. It insists that we do something about it before there are no more clouds.
3. The Cream Puff Party believes that education should be easy. It wants to see a lot of cream puff courses.
4. The Cream Puff Party believes that there is too much pork in the budget. It wants to add more cream while taking out the pork.
5. The Cream Puff Party does not like the Tea Party. Cream puff and tea simply doesn’t mix.
6. The Cream Puff Party wishes to establish a new cabinet. It will be called the Department of Pastry.
7. The Cream Puff Party favors gun control. Ban the bullet. Replace guns with blenders and mixers.
8. The Cream Puff Party wants to create new jobs in the private sector. It wants to give tax breaks to the Breakfast Industry.
9. The Cream Puff Party believes in campaign reform. For now, the Cream Puff Party is in good financial shape. It has plenty of dough.
10. The Cream Puff Party hates hunger. It believes in giving food to the needy. It does not advocate feeding disadvantaged children cream puffs. However, it will be happy to provide a cream puff for any child that requests one.
The Cream Puff Party does have a candidate for the Presidency. His name is Poppin’ Fresh.