NFL WEEK THIRTEEN TOP PICKS, INSANE PREDICTIONS!

Last week was eventful. Tebow’s proving he may be more than a passing fad, Leinart’s aggressive preening sidelined him for the season, there was foot stompin’ music in Detroit, and the Bear’s quarterback threw an incompletion on a pass he was trying to spike. Let’s see how my world famous picks held up:

My Pick………………………………….Survey Says….

Packers 27 Lions 14………………..Packers 27 Lions 15
Patriots 42 Eagles 20……………….Patriots 38 Eagles 13
Cardinals 27 Rams 21………………Cardinals 23 Rams 20
Broncos 23 Chargers 17……………Broncos 16 Chargers 13
Panthers 29 Colts 13…………………Panthers 27 Colts 13
Cowboys 19 Dolphins 7………………Cowboys 20 Dolphins 19
Titans 31 Bucs 30………………………Titans 23 Bucs 17
Falcons 33 Vikings 23…………………Falcons 24 Vikings 14
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Slight Miscalculations:

Bengals 46 Browns 7………………….Bengals 23 Browns 20
Steelers 31 Chiefs 2……………………Steelers 13 Chiefs 9
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Who Let the Dogs Out?
Bills 34 Jets 20……………………………Jets 28 Bills 24
SF 23 Ravens 13…………………………Ravens 16 SF 6
Bears 20 Raiders 16……………………..Raiders 25 Bears 20
Seahawks 35 Redskins 14…………….Redskins 23 Seahawks 17
Jags 31 Texans 12……………………….Texans 20 Jags 13
Giants over the Saints………………….Not

Now it’s time to go back into Tranceville and pick this weeks staggering results!

Eagles @ Seahawks
The great thing about this matchup is it frees up my Thursday night
Eagles 19 Seahawks 13

Titans @ Bills
Chris Johnson ran for a season high last week. That wasn’t hard to achieve.
Bills 27 Titans 17

Chiefs @ Bears
Morbid curiosity beckons.
Bears 24 Chiefs 6

Colts @ Patriots
In the NFL, on any given Sunday any given team can beat another. This won’t be a given Sunday.
Patriots 56 Colts 0

Falcons @ Texans
Falcons 20 Texans 14

Raiders @ Dolphins
Extra few days off gives Dolphins time to reflect and remember that they are still the Dolphins
Raiders 31 Dolphins 20

Bengals @ Steelers
Smashmouth time in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Steelers 23 Bengals 16

Panthers @ Bucs
Bucs have a surprise for the Panthers. That pirate ship will be loaded with live cannon balls.
Bucs 32 Panthers 21

Jets @ Redskins
Let’s see…Redskins won last week…Grossman 314 yards…Redskins won by 6 carry the 5…factor…calculating…
Jets 37 Redskins 9

Broncos @ Vikings
Look for Tebow to get his arm uncorked in this one
Broncos 37 Vikings 13

Ravens @ Browns
“Browns offence sucks.” Thus quoth the Raven
Ravens 17 Browns 15

Cowboys @ Cardinals
Tony Romo on his way to joining Pantheon of Cowboy quarterbacks not named, Merideth, Staubach, or Aikman.
Cardinals 30 Cowboys 16

Packers @ Giants
Are you ready for some football? Good, because the Packers won’t be.
Giants 25 Packers 17

Rams @ Frisco
Tribute game pays tribute to the Rams of the Jim Everett ‘era’
Forty Niners 33 Rams 12

Lions @ Saints
I can see the Lions stunning the Saints in this one. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Saints 23 Lions 3

Chargers @ Jacksonville
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy. What to do, what to do, what to do here. Boyohboyohboy. Mmm!
Chargers 55 Jags 8

There are your guaranteed scores for this week, do with them what you will! I will see you next week for a round robbin discussion of mental health.


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