Stale doughnut on my plate,
Coffee tastes like mud.
Eggs are drippy, toast is burnt,
My breakfast is a dud.
Cereal is too sweet.
Sausages stretch like rubber.
And I can bounce my muffin
Just like a piece of Flubber.
Stomach is feeling nauseous,
To the bathroom I must go.
When my wife asks if I want seconds,
I holler, “No, no, no!”