The Big Score asks the questions after watching Week 1 of the NFL season. Some of the results left our heads spinning; not like an Austin Collie concussion, but more like the swivel camera flying on a wire across the field.
Washington: Rex Grossman has value?
Philadelphia: Mike Vick won’t score 50 fantasy points a game?
Dallas: Tony Romo still is a goober?
New York Giants: Eli Manning still isn’t the best current Manning?
Chicago: Mike Martz hasn’t figured out his receivers yet?
Detroit: The Lions are dangerous on both sides of the ball?
Green Bay: Is Jordy going to overthrow Jennings?
Minnesota: Donovan McNabb remains missing?
Atlanta: Michael Turner can catch?
New Orleans: The Saints can’t win without Reggie Bush?
Tampa Bay: Josh Freeman is not the new Michael Vick?
Carolina: Steve Smith is alive and well in the South?
San Francisco: Alex Smith is starting again?
Arizona: Beanie Wells has a pulse?
St. Louis: Stephen Jackson can’t stay healthy?
Seattle: Pete Carroll can only recruit college-level talent?
New England: Tom Brady can’t count to 85?
Buffalo: The Bills have a real shot at being 2-0?
New York Jets: Mark Sanchez is being paid to pass for the first time since college?
Miami: The Dolphins can’t win with Reggie Bush?
Cincinnati: Bengals management can throw away Carson Palmer’s phone number?
Baltimore: Lee Evans is the live version of “Now You See Him, Now You Don’t”?
Cleveland: The Browns decided to try anyway and field a team this season?
Pittsburgh: Four skilled wide receivers isn’t enough to confuse a defense?
Jacksonville: Cutting your starting QB motivates the rest of the team?
Houston: What percentage is Arian Foster and what percentage is the offensive line?
Tennessee: Kenny Britt showed up?
Indianapolis: What the heck did Curtis Painter do all these years?
Oakland: Is anyone interested in being a go-to wide receiver?
San Diego: The new LT is now MT in San Diego?
Denver: Is Orton in the hand worth Tebow in the bush?
Kansas City: Did the Chiefs leave the offensive playbook back in 2010?