Idiosyncrasies Society Ignores

by on December 30th, 2010
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Commentary: Ever wonder why the sun lightens our hair yet darkens our skin? Or, if flying is so safe why do they call the airport the terminal? I wonder too!

Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain and conflict. Laughter binds people together in a non stressful way. Nothing works faster or is more dependable in bringing the mind and body back into a state of balance than a good laugh!

While condensing the many forms of stupidity our society is accustomed to taking for granted, I decided to make a list of the best of the best in stupidity. Here’s hoping you get your dose of laughter too!

Here are twelve of the best kickers!.

1. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

2. Why do people buy a double cheeseburger, large fries and a diet coke?

3. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

4. Why are the called apartments when they are all stuck together?

5. Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

6. Why don’t we ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

7. Why can’t women put mascara with their mouth closed?

8. Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?

9. Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

10. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

11. Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

12. Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the same material they use to make the indestructible black box?

So there you have it. The best of the best in stupidity. Hope you had a good laugh, and if you have any more to add……love to read them under comments! Ever wonder why the sun lightens our hair yet darkens our skin? Or, if flying is so safe why do they call the airport the terminal? I wonder too!

Don’t worry, nothing is going to change any time soon…..trust me.


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