My favorites are the ones that make me stifle a laugh as I struggle to regain my composure.
Here goes:
Mom, if they’re Irish, what species am I?
When I grow up, will I have boobs? Will they be big?
Can I sit by your friend with the big hiney-do? (Our word for behind)
Nana, why doesn’t that boy match his parents?
When will I get my princess hair?
Doesn’t Nana’s hair look like Dora’s?
Would you like me to get you a little diaper? (Tampon)
Why is there a mustache on your lap? (Can’t even use the bathroom alone, see also above)
Look at that girl with the pink hair. Isn’t she beautiful?