He drinks and tells me
there is a reason
Rap rhymes with Crap
The Beatles merely promoted drugs
And If Elvis were black
he’d be just another singer
Kennedy was shot
by a jealous husband
And we never walked on the moon
Obama is our first
half white President
and he’ll be damned
if he elects a Mormon
and if we quit giving
them foreigners all our jobs
we could make them
welfare people work
If things get much worse
we all might be sneaking
across the Mexican border
He says he has
three ex wives
a bullet wound from Vietnam
a Purple Heart
a disability check every month
a small drinking problem
been labeled mentally unstable
Which makes him a perfect
Candidate for Congress
And he misses Walter Cronkite
the last honest man in America
if I stick around
they have that Karoke
and he does a mean Hank Williams
But bless the VFW
the only place where you can
get two dollar whiskeys
and God Bless America.