Black Friday Madness

Explain to me this Black Friday Madness.
See the crowds and violence… I’m staying home.
Now don’t you fault me for my avoidance
I saw the crowds of people… what a mess
Its not for me, though it may be for some.
The rush and fights for a THING! Pure madness!
Just because at this hour it costs you less,
Choose another way… I can show you… come.
You may say this is just an avoidance
It sure is free of all the craziness
Its no secret you don’t have to stay mum
On the internet there is no madness!
What… you say you don’t know how? your clueless!
There’s anything… from a TV to gum.
I just go online… total avoidance,
No push no shove its easy I confess.
Everything’s on sale… there’s even a drum.
Nope, not for me this Black Friday Madness!
Shipped right to me… such perfect avoidance.