Basketball Wives of LA Recap 10-31-11

Tonight’s episode was extraordinarily juicy! Jackie the nut case was unravelling before my eyes and it sure was entertaining as hell. Well, the ladies took their drama to the Hawaiian Islands–where they decided to set their target Laura on flames.

The entire trip Jackie was whispering in Imani’s and Draya’s ear–telling each one Laura needed to be confronted and dealt with basically. Jackie wanted to know the exact time, place and day when Imani was going to confront Laura about her bull shyt, right. The proverbial shyt stirrer. Draya knows Laura doesn’t like her but she was gonna leave it at that. But nooooo! Jackie wanted Draya to hash it out with Laura about not liking her. Come on Jackie. Sit down somewhere.

All of a sudden, Draya has become Jackie’s little butt sniff and confidente. Shoot, Draya better get off that sinking ship because that broke down wreck is going down in flames. The Basketball Flies went to a luau for dinner; where a pig was clearly in sight on the table with an apple in its mouth, right.

During the dinner and fire dancing display, Whacky Jackie announces she doesn’t eat pork. She repeated it so many times; like it meant she’s enlightened or something. Jackie’s body looks like she eats clean diet. NOT!! Jackie needs spanx like a fish needs water, lol.

Meanwhile, during the meal she inadvertently was given the pork…..thinking it was chicken. This nut cried, fanned herself and completely became unhinged as a result of eating pork. She said she felt so dirty, lol. Imani was running around tending to the crazy lady and fetching her a Ginger-ale. If it was that serious, why not just go to the bathroom and vomit it up again.

At the dinner, the women sat strategically around the table. Imani and Jackie sat together, whispering to each other and clearly laughing at Laura. Gloria and Laura noticed, so Laura got up and began dancing to break the tension at the table. BTW, Laura needs to learn how to walk in heels, she stomps around like a linebacker. Just saying.

The next day, the ladies had a picnic on the beach. Laura pulled Imani to the side and asked her about the obvious tension between them. So Imani and Laura have a “side bar” away from the other women. They discuss their issues. Imani relates to Laura she has been hearing rumors/gossip about Laura talking smack about her. Laura asked Imani if that even sounds like something she would do or say; knowing that Imani has helped her so much and is storing her crap. Imani thought about it for a moment and realized she had been played by good ol’Jackie.

In the meantime, Jackie is loudly complaining that Imani and Laura are having a side conversation and that shouldn’t be in Jackie’s world. She voiced her disapproval of their private conversation. Almost like she was worried that the two ladies would compare notes and blame Jackie for their failing friendship.

Given that Laura and Imani had pretty much squashed their feud, they decided to not say anything else about it when they rejoined the group. Jackie immediately wanted to know what was said. The two ladies gave Jackie generic comments; making Whacky Jackie even more irate. Jackie just needs to sit somewhere and take her crazy pills and stay out of the sun, lol.

Later on that night, Laura, Imani and Malaysia all discuss and compare gossip; realizing its all coming from one source, Jackie. Malaysia told the girls that she thought they didn’t like her. Then there was a flashback of Jackie telling Malaysia the girls thought she was too preachy and uppity. Imani said she never said that. They all realized Jackie needed to be brought to the carpet on her behavior.

Well next week’s episodes shows the women confronting Jackie on her shyt and why she tries to pit all the women against each other. Can’t wait for the fireworks.


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