My girlfriend wants my bedroom cleaned
I say just let the garbage be
But I acquiesce because
She’s always bugging me
I really don’t see why she makes
A fuss, but, truly, I know she’ll
Never relent because she thinks
Cleanliness is a big deal
I wish that she’d just cut it out
I pray that she forgets
About the soda cans and many
Empty packs of cigarettes
Let me revel in my mess
My garbage paradise
I like it just the way it is
It really is quite nice