Official Silly Day

by on November 3rd, 2010
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Today is
Official Silly Day
You must wear
shirts backwards
hop everywhere

Communicate through
knock-knock jokes
dye your hair purple
wear your underwear
on the outside
Paint your body green

Beanies are the official hat
clown shoes the official footwear
aardvark the official word
squirt guns the official weapon
cotton candy the official food
bright red noses required
baggy pants optional

Do not ” act your age”
the only events allowed
are wheelbarrow races
and Republican primaries

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