The CBS sitcom 2Broke Girls stars the funny actress Kat Dennings as a broke waitress named Max. The show starts after her boss hires a new waitress Caroline, played by actress Beth Behers, who used to be wealthy but now finds herself broke too. The following is a sample of some funny quotes from the TV show:
2 Broke Girls quotes by Kat Dennings on waitressing
Max to customer: “I wear knit hats because it’s cold out. You wear hats because of Coldplay.”
Max to boss: “I’ve been waiting my whole life. I’ve waited on tables. I’ve waited on bars. I’ve waited on home pregnancy tests.”
Max to cook: “Hey when you get a second. . . Stop looking at my boobs.”
2 Broke Girls quotes by Kat Dennings on Caroline (Beth Behers)
Max speaking about the new waitress Caroline: “Whatever that is, it does not belong in this diner. It belongs in a show on Bravo.”
Max to Caroline: “Don’t smile. Because it raises the bar and then I have to smile, and I can’t be doing that. It’s exhausting and I have a bad back.”
Funny 2 Broke Girls dialogue
Max: “Is this where I’m supposed to feel sorry for you?”
Caroline: “A well-adjusted person would.”
Max: “I’m dead inside.”
Caroline: “You make that pretty obvious.”
2 Broke Girls quotes by Beth Behers
Caroline after using a taser: “Sorry, I didn’t think it’d hurt so much, it’s pink!”
Caroline to guy with shirt-off: “Back up, Jersey Shore!”
Caroline on ex-boyfriend: “What’d you see in that guy anyway?”
Max: “He had those muscle thingies. . . . I don’t know what those are called but they make smart girls stupid.”
Random funny quotes
Boyfriend (after being caught cheating): “Babe, I can explain. . . . You weren’t suppose to be home.”
Sources: CBS TV Show 2 Broke Girls.