Funny Quotes from 2 Broke Girls TV Show

The CBS sitcom 2Broke Girls stars the funny actress Kat Dennings as a broke waitress named Max. The show starts after her boss hires a new waitress Caroline, played by actress Beth Behers, who used to be wealthy but now finds herself broke too. The following is a sample of some funny quotes from the TV show:

2 Broke Girls quotes by Kat Dennings on waitressing

Max to customer: “I wear knit hats because it’s cold out. You wear hats because of Coldplay.”

Max to boss: “I’ve been waiting my whole life. I’ve waited on tables. I’ve waited on bars. I’ve waited on home pregnancy tests.”

Max to cook: “Hey when you get a second. . . Stop looking at my boobs.”

2 Broke Girls quotes by Kat Dennings on Caroline (Beth Behers)

Max speaking about the new waitress Caroline: “Whatever that is, it does not belong in this diner. It belongs in a show on Bravo.”

Max to Caroline: “Don’t smile. Because it raises the bar and then I have to smile, and I can’t be doing that. It’s exhausting and I have a bad back.”

Funny 2 Broke Girls dialogue

Max: “Is this where I’m supposed to feel sorry for you?”
Caroline: “A well-adjusted person would.”
Max: “I’m dead inside.”
Caroline: “You make that pretty obvious.”

2 Broke Girls quotes by Beth Behers

Caroline after using a taser: “Sorry, I didn’t think it’d hurt so much, it’s pink!”

Caroline to guy with shirt-off: “Back up, Jersey Shore!”

Caroline on ex-boyfriend: “What’d you see in that guy anyway?”
Max: “He had those muscle thingies. . . . I don’t know what those are called but they make smart girls stupid.”

Random funny quotes

Boyfriend (after being caught cheating): “Babe, I can explain. . . . You weren’t suppose to be home.”

Sources: CBS TV Show 2 Broke Girls.


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