What is the death rate for h1h1

What is the death rate for h1h1

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H1N1-Influenza and Pneumonia Syndrome* 25,985 hospitalized 2,916 Deaths to date

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Q: Did you know thatSwine flu shall kill us all!?!Produced by WTR pictures(Where’s The Remote?)ScriptNarrator- (a voice supplied for a pig toy)Swine flu…every time you hear it…you shake in your boots. The media has made it the next bubonic plague and you believed them. You’ve stopped petting pigs and anyone that even exhibits pig-like qualities. When your friends make a comic pig snort, you turn to them with anger and fear in your eyes before crawling up on the floor in the fetal position. Swine flu…it’s everywhere in your mind. When you go to bed, you pray like you’ve never prayed before. You pray the neighbor kid with one abnormally large left ear gets it if you will be spared. You are not sure how it spreads but you are convinced it is hiding in every bathroom toilet across America and parts of Mexico. You believe there is no cure for swine flu, and if you get it, you pray for the sweet release of death…. Well… that’s NOT all true exactly… you see Swine Flu as we know it is actually just a string of the Swine origin… it is known as H1N1 Flu. (Change scene)Now if you are-A pregnant woman, a little kid, have HIV or AIDS, are a teenager, or are over the age of 50 you are most at risk for H1H1 flu also you should avoid America and Mexico- the top 3 country’s…’(Enter Teen 1- shirtless)Now let’s just say that you are an American teen ager, how does one get swine flu? Well it’s spread by, kissing (Teen 2 enters and attacks teen 1 with kisses- teen 1 acts embarrassed)Coughing and sneezing(Teen 3 enters and starts to violently cough on teen 3- teen one acts grossed out)Touching(Teens 2-3 begin to poke and rub teen 1 while teen 1 squirms away)And by people who don’t wash their hands(Teens 2 and 3 grin stupidly and wave their hands tauntingly in teen ones face)There… now I think that our poor teens are all infected with the virus… so lets show our viewers some of the symptoms…Fever, (3 teens start to get sweaty and wrap there selves in blankets)Hallucinations(3 teens start to mummer and shout random things)Cough,(3 teens start coughing violently)Sore throat,(3 teens start clutching their throats and chugging down drinks desperately)Body aches,(3 teens start to moan like old people)Headache,(3 teens start to hold their heads and hit them self’s in pain)Chills(3 teens start to scream about how cold it is)Fatigue(3 teens start to fall asleep falling against each other and jerking awake at random times)Vomiting(3 teens start to vomit in to paper bags)Diarrhea(3 teens look extremely embarrassed and they run up to a bathroom door desperately fighting each other to get in once all are in teens 2-3 who are girls grab teen one who is a guy out of the clearly marked “girls” bathroom and toss him out and he immediately runs to the “boys room”(Scene change- 3 teens are laying on the ground suffering)Now if you happen to get H1H1 there IS hope there are some drugs that help such as Theraflu (Enter angel with a crown labeled Theraflu- lightly taps each teen on shoulder and they instantly stop suffering)But most people will just have to wait for the flu to run its course…~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~…these are the requirementsIt needs to -~be educational yet FUNNY~have a list of symptoms~have how its spread~have who can get it~treatment~cure?~what kind of people get it~top 3 country’s that can get it

A: You’ve mixed satire, facts, the panic factor and all quite well.I’d not change a thing.