Some people prefer hotdogs and pork
In their spicy beans
But I’m a vegetarian from New York
I prefer tofu and veggies by any means
I add some hot peppers
My breath keeps people away
For they avoid me as if I were a leper.
The worst part
Is when I fart
Because I get lift.
I fly through the air
By the seat of my chair
People wish they never sniffed.
Conclusion: vegetarian chili
Is anything but silly!